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Bruce Banner

This homage to the comic book legend could turn even the Incredible Hulk into a mild-mannered everyman. It’s powerfully relaxing, with sativa-dominant genes (60:40 sativa/indica ratio) that deliver a massive dose of THC: Nearly 29% in some tests. That makes this a holy grail of sorts for patients seeking the strongest high. CBD contents, however, are low, so this is not an ideal choice for conditions that respond to that chemical. The head high is intensely euphoric, combined with strong creativity and a whole-body mood boost. Energy levels are high, making this a good daytime strain. Bruce Banner is a highly effective painkiller, but it’s also good for anxiety, depression, nausea, and sleeplessness. Dry mouth and bloodshot eyes are both common side effects, along with occasional paranoia and dizziness. The dominant flavor is sweet, with notes of citrus and a strong, pungent smell. The bud has a heavily frosted appearance due to a thick layer of resinous glands. It’s most popular in Colorado, Arizona, and Oregon, though it can be found elsewhere. Expect this strain to increase in popularity thanks to its high THC concentrations.

Hella Jelly

Hella Jelly is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the delicious Very Cherry X Notorious THC strains. Named for its delicious flavor and heavy-hitting high, Hella Jelly is the perfect choice for any lover of high-powered sativas. Like its name suggests, Hella Jelly has a sweet and fruity cherry berry flavor with hints of sugary grapes and tropical mango jelly. The aroma is very similar, with a tropical mango overtone accented by hints of fresh fruity strawberries and a punch of sour citrus once the nugs are burned away. The Hella Jelly high is just as vibrant, with focused and energizing effects that will have you ready to get moving on your to-do list in no time flat. It starts almost as soon as you exhale, slamming into your forehead right behind the eyes and launching your mind into overdrive. You’ll be energized and motivated with a boost in creativity, easily tackling any mental task at hand. This also affects your body, helping aching muscles relax yet getting you inspired to get up and moving, too. In combination with its super high 30-33% average THC level, these effects give Hella Jelly an edge in treating conditions such as ADD or ADHD, chronic fatigue, mood swings, chronic pain, insomnia, chronic stress and depression. This bud has small and fat, rounded bright neon green nugs with golden undertones, red-orange hairs and a coating of tiny golden-white crystal trichomes.

Kryptochronic

Kryptochronic is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the iconic [(Fruity Pebbles OG X Alien Cookies) X Jet Fuel Gelato] strains. Best known for its super lifting and pretty energizing high, Kryptochronic is a great choice for any hybrid lover with a busy day ahead of them. The high starts pretty quickly, hitting your brain a few minutes after your final exhale before fully taking hold. You’ll find yourself feeling lifted with a substantial mood boost, flying high into happy relaxation and physical calm for hours on end. You won’t be sleepy in this state, but rather physically energized and without a care in the world. Combined with its high 17-20% average THC level, these effects make Kryptochronic a great choice for treating those suffering from conditions such as chronic stress or anxiety, depression, mood swings, chronic pain and chronic fatigue. This bud has a sweet and fruity strawberry berry flavor with a lightly sour and creamy citrusy exhale. The aroma is very similar, with an earthy and pungent overtone that’s accented by fruity berry-tinted diesel and sour citrus. Kryptochronic buds have small and fluffy rounded dark olive green nugs with dark purple undertones, thin bright orange hairs and a coating of frosty, tiny purple-white crystral trichomes.

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Strawberry Cough

$75.00

Strawberry Cough is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (80% sativa/20% indica) created through crossing the classic Haze X Strawberry Fields strains. Famous around the world for its super delicious flavor and head-spinning high, Strawberry Cough is one bud that any sativa lover needs to add to their must-try list ASAP. Like its name suggests, Strawberry Cough has a super delicious sweet strawberry flavor but with a punch of spicy pepper upon exhale. The aroma is just as delightful, with a fresh strawberry overtone accented by a punch of spicy herbs, earthy pepper and a touch of sweetness. The Strawberry Cough high is one that will literally leave you coughing, with lifted cerebral effects that boost the brain while leaving you heaving with each exhale. You’ll feel energized and lifted with a sense of creative motivation and sociability that gets you moving on any creative tasks. At the same time, a soothing body high will wash over you, helping to calm aching muscles without causing any sort of sedation. Combined with its high 22-26% average THC level, these effects make Strawberry Cough a great choice for treating conditions such as chronic stress or anxiety, mood swings or depression and PTSD. This bud has dense conical bright neon green nugs with thick red-orange hairs and a coating of frosty, milky white crystal trichomes.