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AstroChimp

Astrochimp, also known as “Astro Chimp,” is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the potent Gorilla Glue #4 X Alien Rift #6 strains. The perfect head-spinning bud for any lazy weekend or late-night destressing session, Astrochimp packs a high level of potency and a super calming high. It starts with a slow build, creeping up on you before settling into your mind with a light hazy feeling that lifts your chin and your spirits. A deepfelt sense of calm will wash over your mind, leaving no room for racing or negative thoughts. This calming sense will soon seep into your very bones, helping to relax your body as you settle further and further into the couch. In combination with its high 16-17% average THC level and 0-1% CBD level, these effects make Astrochimp perfect for treating depression, chronic stress or anxiety, headaches or migraines and PTSD. This bud has a sour tropical pineapple flavor with a lightly spicy citrus exhale. The aroma is super heavy, with a pungent orange overtone accented by fresh tropical fruits and spicy pine. Astrochimp buds have triangle-shaped forest green nugs with thick orange hairs and a coating of tiny amber crystal trichomes.

Banana MAC

Banana MAC, also known as “BananaMiracle Alien Cookies,” is a slightly Indica Dominant strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Banana Kush X Miracle Alien Cookies (MAC) strains. When it comes to flavor, this bud’s name says it all. Banana MAC packs a sweet nutty banana cookie flavor with a rich tropical nutty exhale. The aroma is just as delicious, with a sweet banana overtone that’s accented by nutty herbs and spices. The Banana MAC high isn’t quite as bright as the flavor, with relaxing effects that are best suited for an evening spent at home rather than out and about. You’ll feel the high build slowly, filling you with a growing happiness that slowly pushes out any negative or racing thoughts with ease. As your mind reaches new heights of happy creativity, a sense of calm will spread throughout your physical form, anchoring you to the couch and leaving you fully immovable for hours on end. With these long-lasting effects and its high 22-26% average THC level, Banana MAC is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as insomnia, mood swings, depression, chronic stress, nausea or appetite loss and chronic pain. This bud has spade-shaped long blueish-green nugs with dark leaves, yellow-orange hairs and a coating of frosty tiny golden amber crystal trichomes.

Banana Punch

Banana Punch is a rare evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) create through crossing the infamous Banana OG X Purple Punch strains. Perfect for any hybrid lover, this bud packs a heavy hit of flavor and full-bodied effects that will leave you happy and lifted for hours on end. Banana Punch packs a sweet tropical pineapple flavor with mouthfuls of ripe banana and spicy berry. The aroma is just as delicious, with a sweet and sour citrus overtone that’s accented by a notable hint of rich banana. The Banana Punch high will have you even more head over heels, with a relaxing overtone that will have you kicked back and totally at ease. The effects are definitely creeping in nature, sneaking up on you before suddenly taking hold. Your mind will feel euphoric and focused with a sense of happy creative energy while your body settles down into a state of pure calm and ease. This relaxing feeling quickly turns sedative, which can have you dozing off before you know it. With these effects and its high 18-26% average THC level, Banana Punch is often chosen to treat chronic stress or anxiety, depression, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, appetite loss and insomnia. This bud has rounded grape-shaped olive green nugs with dark purple undertones, dark amber hairs and a coating of frosty golden amber crystal trichomes.

Garlotti

Garlotti is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the powerful Chem D X Gelato strains. Named for its super delicious flavor and celebrity parentage, Garlotti is the perfect hybrid for any indica lover. Like its name suggests, Garlotti has a super herbal garlicky flavor with hints of sage and spicy, peppery woods, too. The aroma is very similar, with a super garlicky overtone that’s accented by a hint of sweet fruits and spicy herbs. The Garlotti high hits you a few minutes after your final toke, filling your body with a mellow relaxing effect. You’ll feel physically at ease while a sense of calm washes over your brain, lulling you into a state of happy ease. This relaxation in both mind and body is accompanied by a pleasant tingle that can be slightly arousing at times. In combination with its high 22-26% average THC level, these effects make Garlotti a great choice for treating conditions such as chronic pain, depression, chronic stress or anxiety and muscle spasms or cramps. This bud has oversized tight and dense forest green nugs with deep amber undertones, dark orange hairs and a coating of frosty, golden-white crystal trichomes.

Pineapple Express

Pineapple Express is a Sativa dominant strain with a 60:40 sativa/indica ratio. The strain is quite popular and has achieved recognition thanks to the stoner film of the same name. However, you have to keep in mind that the strain is not as intense as the movie has made it out to be. But Pineapple Express still manages to offer a mild and nice body-numbing buzz, which is something to look forward to. The strain is offered in the form of well-weighed nuggets that look like Styrofoam popcorn. It does not taste sweet, but it does smell funky with its citrus overtones. The taste is quite extraordinary with a hint of pineapple while you inhale. Pineapple Express is chosen to treat a lot of medical problems including anxiety and stress. However, it is even more effective at curing the symptoms of chronic depression at the same time. If you are suffering from mild pains and aches, you should look no further. After a smoke, you will realize Pineapple Express is calming and stimulating at the same time. Not only will it heighten all your senses but you will feel energized all the while observing an increase in focus, awareness and creativity.

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Pineapple Express

$75.00

Pineapple Express is a Sativa dominant strain with a 60:40 sativa/indica ratio. The strain is quite popular and has achieved recognition thanks to the stoner film of the same name. However, you have to keep in mind that the strain is not as intense as the movie has made it out to be. But Pineapple Express still manages to offer a mild and nice body-numbing buzz, which is something to look forward to. The strain is offered in the form of well-weighed nuggets that look like Styrofoam popcorn. It does not taste sweet, but it does smell funky with its citrus overtones. The taste is quite extraordinary with a hint of pineapple while you inhale. Pineapple Express is chosen to treat a lot of medical problems including anxiety and stress. However, it is even more effective at curing the symptoms of chronic depression at the same time. If you are suffering from mild pains and aches, you should look no further. After a smoke, you will realize Pineapple Express is calming and stimulating at the same time. Not only will it heighten all your senses but you will feel energized all the while observing an increase in focus, awareness and creativity.

Runtz

Runtz is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through a delicious cross of the infamous Zkittlez X Gelato strains. Named for the iconic candy, Runtz brings on a super delicious fruity flavor with tropical citrus and sour berries galore. The aroma is very similar, although with a sharp spicy pineapple effect that turns slightly pungent as the sticky little nugs are broken apart and burned. The Runtz high comes roaring in a few minutes after your final toke, first hitting your head with a calming lift before spreading its tingly tendrils throughout the rest of your body. As the Runtz high expands, you’ll begin to feel a deeply calming effect spread through your limbs, leaving you totally sedated and couch-locked, immovable for hours and hours on end before you finally fall into a deep and peaceful sleep. Thanks to these effects and its super high 19-29% average THC level, Runtz is often said to be perfect for treating conditions such as insomnia, chronic pain, appetite loss or nausea and chronic stress or anxiety. This bud has dense grape-shaped olive green nugs with thin orange hairs, dark purple undertones and a coating of frosty tiny white purple-tinted crystal trichomes.

Runtz

Runtz is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through a delicious cross of the infamous Zkittlez X Gelato strains. Named for the iconic candy, Runtz brings on a super delicious fruity flavor with tropical citrus and sour berries galore. The aroma is very similar, although with a sharp spicy pineapple effect that turns slightly pungent as the sticky little nugs are broken apart and burned. The Runtz high comes roaring in a few minutes after your final toke, first hitting your head with a calming lift before spreading its tingly tendrils throughout the rest of your body. As the Runtz high expands, you’ll begin to feel a deeply calming effect spread through your limbs, leaving you totally sedated and couch-locked, immovable for hours and hours on end before you finally fall into a deep and peaceful sleep. Thanks to these effects and its super high 19-29% average THC level, Runtz is often said to be perfect for treating conditions such as insomnia, chronic pain, appetite loss or nausea and chronic stress or anxiety. This bud has dense grape-shaped olive green nugs with thin orange hairs, dark purple undertones and a coating of frosty tiny white purple-tinted crystal trichomes.

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Runtz

$75.00

Runtz is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through a delicious cross of the infamous Zkittlez X Gelato strains. Named for the iconic candy, Runtz brings on a super delicious fruity flavor with tropical citrus and sour berries galore. The aroma is very similar, although with a sharp spicy pineapple effect that turns slightly pungent as the sticky little nugs are broken apart and burned. The Runtz high comes roaring in a few minutes after your final toke, first hitting your head with a calming lift before spreading its tingly tendrils throughout the rest of your body. As the Runtz high expands, you’ll begin to feel a deeply calming effect spread through your limbs, leaving you totally sedated and couch-locked, immovable for hours and hours on end before you finally fall into a deep and peaceful sleep. Thanks to these effects and its super high 19-29% average THC level, Runtz is often said to be perfect for treating conditions such as insomnia, chronic pain, appetite loss or nausea and chronic stress or anxiety. This bud has dense grape-shaped olive green nugs with thin orange hairs, dark purple undertones and a coating of frosty tiny white purple-tinted crystal trichomes.

Space Queen

With haze-like properties and an immediate body buzz effect, Space Queen offers a complete experience of joy and relaxation to those seeking a relief from everyday stress and fatigue. The strain has been in use for decades by heavy and mild smokers for instant pain relief and muscle relaxation. The strain can be a perfect remedy for your everyday stress. The most commonly seen side effects include dry mouth and headaches, but these are rarely reported. If you are smoking Space Queen for the first time, it is possible that you might experience some dizziness. Heavy smokers usually do not experience strong negative effects. The strain consists of 0.02% CBN, 0.3-2% CBG, 0.4% THVC, 0.2% CBC, and 0.05% CBL. The strain is available in three distinct flavours: earthy, citrus and sweet. The most commonly reported effects of the strain include feelings of happiness, euphoria, as well as an energetic and uplifted mood. It is also considered an effective remedy for depression, pain, anxiety, nausea and stress. Smokers have not reported any severe side effects; however, it is common to experience dry mouth, dry eyes and paranoia. Some smokers have also reported dizziness and anxiety, but these are not very common.

Stank breath

Stank Breath is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the powerful Sharksbreath X OG Kush strains. If you’re looking for a heavy-hitting bud that will leave your breath and the room smelling foul, you’ve found it with Stank Breath. Like its name suggests, this bud has a super heavy and pungent aroma that’s dank, musty and sour with a punch of deep black pepper. The flavor is just as heavy, with a pungent and dank overtone that’s accented by a hit of spicy black pepper and earthy herbs. The Stank Breath high hits you almost as soon as you exhale, filling your brain with a happy lifted sense of euphoria. As you soar higher and higher, a soothing body tingle will begin to wash over you, lulling you into a state of pure relaxation and ease. This physical sense will quickly become super heavy before you know it, leaving you fully sedated and couch-locked before you even realize what’s happening. In combination with its high 22-24% average THC level, these effects make Stank Breath a great choice for treating those suffering from conditions such as chronic pain, depression, chronic stress, cramps or muscle spasms and insomnia.